Guy: WHAT'S YOUR PHONE NUMBER- WHAT'S YOUR WIFE'S PHONE NUMBER? Pranker: Well I- I've- you were just about to. Guy: WHAT'S THIS NUMBER? WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?
Pranker: Yeah hi! I think the phone got DISCONNECTED a second ago. Okay well, what's the wife's number? I'll just GIVE HER A CALL. Guy: Well, she's got a house beside ours, and we just let her move in, so. So you guys just ALTERNATE the same phone?
What about your wife's SISTER? Could I possibly reach out to her for some work? Pranker: Okay well- WHAT'S HER NUMBER? I'll give her a call, later on then, I don't wanna call right now because. She's driving man, and I don't- you know that's- that's a little bit dangerous. Pranker: so I was wondering if, I've- coul- could I call her, cell phone maybe? Pranker: Okay well, I don't wanna- the thing is, I could probably CALL SOME OTHER SWINGERS on Craigslist. Guy: She stays pretty busy, but uh, I know she would like to have some more, so why don't you call back and talk with her? Imma tell you what, best thing you can do is probably call this afternoon and talk to my wife about this. Pranker: There may be a particular tool of yours that my wife might be interested in to put in her FANNY PACK! Pranker: I know you have separate 'TOOLS' and a truck but neither of which will really be necessary! There. Pranker: Janet and I were actually looking to uh, get a couple people involved in a 'PROJECT' of ours! And. Pranker: involved it could be a FIVE PERSON 'PROJECT', I'd be open to that. Pranker: Uh well, it was initially a- I kind of had like a FOUR PERSON project in mind, but if you wanted to get wife and her sister. Guy: Oh okay! Well, uh- what exactly do you need done cap'n? Pranker: Okay well- I don't need you to quit or anything it- it'd probably be just a ONE TIME JOB! Guy: Well, I'm- I'm not gonna quit my job. Pranker: That'd- be awe- that'd be great! Uhm, if you could get ALL THREE, that'd be ideal actually. But her and her sister are looking for work. Guy: Well, actually uh- she might wanna do some work or something, but I've got a job now. I noticed that you said that uh, your wife is also available as part of "The Team", is that correct? Pranker: I'm great! I uh, I noticed you- you had the "Husband for hire", ad- advertisement up? Is that correct? Pranker : Yeah, hi, I saw your advertisement on the uh, Craigs of listing? How are you doing today sir? When they realized what I was up to, they were quick to tell me off! What other types of Craigslist ads could I put a funny spin on for a prank call? Let me know in the comments below! That was NOT the type of work they were hoping for! I found an ad on Craigslist for a couple that was available for hire for labor, and luckily for me they included a phone number! I prank called them as a swinger looking for another married couple to hook up with. “There may be a particular tool of yours that my wife might be interested in to put in her FANNY PACK!”.WE DON'T EAT COOCHIE, WE DON'T GIVE B******S, WE DO YARD-WORK.” “Bertha, I didn't even finish my sentence.”.
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